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STRAWMAN - And you thought scarecrow needed a brain.

TAGS: creation creationism evolution big bang religion atheism strawman argument universe
Rating: 2.14/5

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MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 4:16 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 4:14 am
G'night Bart....I'm headed that way myself.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:09 am
I think I'm gonna turn in, lol, as I fear I'm becoming less and less coherent...Night, Goodall.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:00 am
Same here. I can never find it anywhere. Scary premise, though.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:59 am
Heard of, never seen.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:58 am
Have you guys ever seen a movie by the name of "Teeth?"
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am
And then he went and won lots of Oscars.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am
You got it right.....Mrs Mooo almost threw up watching that film.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:51 am
The other day I watched the CHEAPEST horror movie..."How to Make a Monster." That chick from Heavymetal was topless in it.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:50 am
Gotta love lawnmower dude. I think, or was that Brain Dead? I love any campy horror film.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am
have you ever seen "dead alive"?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am
lol That's comically bloody. Makes Quinton look sane.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:48 am
Yea, you have to take it as the incredibly campy stuff it is. The final fight involves a meat grinder.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:47 am
That's pretty graphic stuff Random....not really my thing. But good for a larf.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:44 am
I can read at work (on the sly).... check out Scott Lynch....I was amazed.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am
Bart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxd08Sp_FdI
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am
Mainly the bus for me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am
Damn. Really? I didn't think anyone could put Quinton Tarantino to shame.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am
I dunno....I haven't lived there for almost 8 years....when do you guys find time to read?
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Last time I was there, I went to this cult movie store. Can't recall the name, but me and my brother picked up a film by the name of Ricky-O that is banned in the US for violence.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Who knew there were bestiality/midget/coprophilia sites.....Sean, I guess.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am
Gotta go. Good night you guys you. But carry on as I'm already gone (looking at porn on another site by now).
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am
@Sean: Yeah, I'll try some of his other stuff. It was the whole Copperfield angle that drew me to the story, and I aught to give the guy a fair shake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:36 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:35 am
Piers Anthomy is all right until he goes religious....then I wanna chocke him with a rosary.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:34 am
Of you ever go back to Winnipeg Random, find a place called red river books.....or black's books (heh,heh)....pure gold!.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am
Piers Anthony The Mode Series. Excellent Books. and i agree with Ender's Game's pedastal position in anyones mind these days i just hope they dont ruin it with the movie
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am
I love this....no one else I know reads anything but readers digest.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:32 am
Read some other short stories of his. "The Tomb" is a bit of an aquired taste. It takes longer to get going than a lot of his other ones.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I always have trouble finding Lovecraft. Not big in cow town apparently. Though I keep trying to find a copy of 'The Great God Pan' which both Lovecraft and King were both quoted as one of their biggest influences and most terrifying story they've read.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I have a friend that swears by Lovecraft. I read one of his short stories, "In the Tomb of the Pharoes." Didn't think much of it, but I'll probably pick him up again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I don't go in for older horror Sean.....But HG Wells ....let me just say, I'd give his corpse a reach around for an unpublished novel.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:30 am
There's nothing wrong with being gay ... just don't read Twilight ... that's just gay.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:29 am
Stranger in a strange land is epic....but have you read "to sail beyond the sunset" or "Friday"?.....god I love SF.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:28 am
God, I gotta get faster with these comments. I'm getting jumped all over the place.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
How about H.P. Lovecraft? Read most of his stuff. Solid horror.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
King has gone downhill IMO....Barker is still the master....if he ever publishes anything......not that I'm complaining Clive...please don't hurt me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
@Moo+: Of course, water brother, Heinland's the man...and the reason I occasionally use the word grock. I haven't read him as extensively as I'd like, but I've read the really well-known stuff...like Stranger and Starship Troopers.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
Friend of mine read Twilight. We still think he's gay, and most of us decided to get him the twilight blankets they sold at the grocery store we work in, as a joke.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am
I've still got to pick up Stephen Kings new book, Under the Dome too.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am
Oh yeah, The Vampire Chronicles ... wish my wife would read them. At the age of 4* she just read all of the *gasp* Twilight thingies. I figure/fear she'll be cruisin' the local high schools soon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:25 am
or spider Robinson?...right now I'm on a Poul Anderson bender....and this new (er) guy Scott Lynch.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:24 am
Oh, about your earlier question, if you're looking for a tragic series (the epic sort of thing) William Gibson's Sprawl Trilogy is excellent.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am
Dark Tower is everything. Gotta love a horror/western/sci fi/fantasy/drama/romace/action book. And when I mean epic, I mean giant wars, multiple books, whole scale slaughter, all that fun stuff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am
never been a big Bradbury fan....don't know why....I have 34 Asimov first editions and 112 total hard covers....Card is the shit....but have you read any Heinlein?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:22 am
Ah, Epics...like the Lord of the Rings trilogy or...Vampire Chronicles? I've read a few of those. Epics...The Dark Tower Series is fantasy I think. Science-y fantasy, but fantasy.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am
Talking animals tend to count. Though the ones I read have less talking animals, more sweeping epic plots going over 8 or more books, along with lots of stabby stabby.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am
Poe is horror, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:17 am
And even though it was written back in 89, I think, it's not at all dated.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:16 am
That's great. I should probably read more fantasy than I have. lol More than Harry Potter and Johnathan Stroud, anyway. Poe counts, right? Talking ravens...
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:15 am
I only know of it from a concept album based off the first one. Though the creature in it sounds pretty freakin terrifying as far as books go.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:13 am
Sorry Mr.R, was working on my comment while you were posting yours -- wanted to make sure it was a trilogy of sorts.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:12 am
I recommend Hyperion by Dan Simmons. First of a trilogy. So if you like it, there's more.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:04 am
I'll probably grab a few after I finish off the Drizzt series, and Jon Stewarts comedy book. Still got plenty of time before the next Wheel of Time book. Gotta find Hyperion still.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:03 am
too* Let's see...who else. Asimov is a good standard. His short stories are magnificent...same goes for Bradbury, the only man who get away with making a sequel to the House of Usher. lol
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:00 am
Orson Wells is great to. That's where I got the Fourth dimension stuff from, "The Time Machine."
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:58 am
questions be. @Random: Heinland is one of my favorites. Another, more contemporary, author I like is Orson Scott Card. His novel, Ender's Game, was one of the first I ever read as a child...and I STILL find myself going back to it from time to time.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am
There was a time when no one knew that germs existed, because they are so incredibly small. Is it then possible that something is too large for us to notice? Hell, we could be the germ on the back of a germ. The possibilities are limitless; so should the
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am
Actually, who do you recommend? I'm tearing through some fantasy series right now, and would like to grab some sci fi books after.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
SF fan Bart......who do you read?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
I'm not so eloquent as you two....but after you die, You rot and that's all........I'm quite sure of that.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
dimension, time. (I read a LOT of science fiction.)Could he be said to have a beginning or and end? I'm not Christian, because I haven't made up my mind, lol, But I like to think that there are things beyond this mortal veil. What makes us so cocky?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:50 am
Life without death would be rather crampt, Sean. Don't you think? Is it really so far fetched to think that there may be a higher consciousness that governs this plane of existence? And what if this being, being all powerful, existed outside the fourth
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:46 am
that seems to love to end human life as vigorously as possible. And don't even get me started on the subject of feline leukemia.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:45 am
Of course you can believe that there was this Santa God which always existed and was perfect, but still decided to make us and everything else, including the numerous diseases which seem to love killing kids -- to say nothing of all the other nastiness...
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:40 am
Thank you, sir, I'm glad you appreciate the sentiment. Aggressive atheism could be intellectually bankrupting, if it becomes too widespread. The assumption that there is nothing should not become the answer to life's great question. That's stagnation.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 2:31 am
Well said Bartimaeus. Well said.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:31 am
there are scholars. We can't let spiritual speculation die, because it has its place. It's an integral part of the human experience.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:30 am
speculation. It's lead to some of the great writings and philosophies throughout the centuries. Th sense of self makes for a sense of morality. In valuing our own being, we learn to value that of others. Sure, there are idiots...but, to the other extreme
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:27 am
No, religion is all a part of the human experience. We have a desire to make sense of our place in the cosmos. Most would like to think that they exist as more than just an organism, a random mass of atoms. And, if you ask me, there's nothing wrong with
johnson2 - May 27, 2009, 4:15 am
ten votes in a row for one lion shows what people think of this "perfect sense".
mrawesomo - May 26, 2009, 1:55 pm
That isn't atheism, that's the big bang theory. Even if it was, it's incredibly similair to the belief that there was nothing then there was god and god made everything.


STRAWBERRY JAM - It can scare the shit out of you


GOOGLE'S OPINION - Strawberries are better served for fruit salad than on your nipples

TAGS: strawberry nipple google computer funny
Rating: 4.14/5

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starryn8t - December 9, 2011, 4:41 pm
And its a book too lol. http://www.amazon.com/These-Strawberries-Doing-Nipples-Fruit/dp/075151005X
Chopperliscious - October 24, 2009, 8:34 am
Wow - good find! And it's actually there! Five Lions!


THE FINAL STRAW - Kind of like the final countdown. Except there’s no synthesisers, and a lot less hair spray.

TAGS: final straw song hair funny
Rating: 4.94/5

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JesusWept - December 17, 2012, 10:17 am
Not to mention a lot less hair XD


TAGS: strawberry fields of flanders
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 11:43 pm
Haarakkon - July 17, 2009, 9:35 pm
the level of ambiguity in situational awareness experienced by participants in military operations - not the movie... but please disregard. The stretching is reaching the break point.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:30 pm
I'm missing the reference... could be the lack of libations.
Haarakkon - July 17, 2009, 9:29 pm
What the mouse is gonna be feeling inside his head in about 3 seconds, give or take...
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:26 pm
Ha! I'll just assume you're too sober, mooooo.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:24 pm
Fog of war?
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:22 pm
Might I suggest peanut butter. (Smooth, not chunky... trust me)
Haarakkon - July 17, 2009, 9:21 pm
"Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about"... Fog of War, you know?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 9:20 pm
Damn...I should have seen that coming. Aggy you Bastard.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:18 pm
Now when you say GF's "cat"....
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:17 pm
See how I did that? Grounded a funny with personal fact? Isn't it annoying?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 9:17 pm
Animals are weird that way. TTH's dog loves baby carrots and orange slices but won't eat my GF's cat.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:15 pm
One of my cats eats strawberries, melon, apple... and won't touch meat of any kind.
Sean - July 17, 2009, 9:14 pm
That cat so DOES NOT want that freakin' strawberry. I wish the poster had clarified that. It would have been helpful. Jus' sayin' ... don't be hatin'.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 8:57 pm
5 lions forever!
Haarakkon - July 17, 2009, 4:24 pm
"In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row" Thanks, Sean.
Sean - July 17, 2009, 3:40 pm
And the tags? You cheeky bastard, you.
Sean - July 17, 2009, 3:39 pm
Haar this is priceless. My favouritist of yours. Great.


STRAWBERRIES - Why they be on my nipples?

TAGS: strawberrys nipplez fruit salad
Rating: 2.11/5

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Zook - November 21, 2010, 4:57 pm
good job describing the text highlighted on the screen

OVERCONSUMPTION - Now all I need is a Super Big Gulp!

TAGS: straws excess overconsumption 7 11 funny
Rating: 5/5

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MercAlert - November 24, 2011, 6:27 pm
...Or a couple thousand.

Weekend Survival Kit -

TAGS: weekend survival wine crazy straw
Rating: 4.8/5

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falloutghoul - April 18, 2013, 6:15 pm
This Saturday is 4/20. ;-)


STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER - Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see. It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out. It doesn't matter much to me.

STRAWBERRIES - i suddenly want one

TAGS: strawberries
Rating: 2.11/5

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BrokenEye - July 11, 2010, 11:18 pm
seriously. its like she's staring into my soul! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE THE SCARY SEXY LADY GO AWAY!
BrokenEye - July 11, 2010, 11:17 pm
her eyes are creepy.
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 11:29 pm
The caption is what we refer to... almost any picture can be a good launching pad for a great motifake. It's what you do with it that counts.
elf25s - January 5, 2010, 11:23 pm
she is a cosplayer from japan and is quite prolific she is playing chobits by clamp as for slow and uncreative my wife wanted that one... gotta keep the peace in the house*sigh*
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 10:18 pm
Agreed.... it's been a problem lately with motifakes.
rerun - January 5, 2010, 10:16 pm

nice looking and sexy woman. Too bad the caption isn't more creative.

EXPERIMENTING WITH FOOD - Strawberries, cake, and whipped cream... You don't need to be a scientist to make then react well together.

TAGS: strawberry short cake
Rating: 3.58/5

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Andy Gruber - September 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
needs bacon...

STRAWBERRY DELIGHT - I don't remember strawberries being this good... but then, I never did get out much..

TAGS: strawberry fruit
Rating: 3.14/5

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boytoynextdoor - December 24, 2011, 5:48 pm
strawberries in rice fields? that's the first
Occupo Noctis - August 30, 2010, 9:41 am
Is it just me, or are those strawberries larger than... yeah, that's about right..
rerun - August 29, 2010, 5:12 pm

Hawaii has rice fields?
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 5:11 pm
I'm bringing my amigos to Hawaii's rice fields now!
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 5:11 pm
TTH... they work for even less tha mexicans... I think it IS in jeopardy!
Cubbybear - August 29, 2010, 5:06 pm
This is so wrong...we Asians don't pick strawberries
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 4:46 pm
Settle down, your jobs not in jeopardy Aggy.
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 4:32 pm
Asians picking strawberries... wait... what?

TODAY'S CATCH - A little oilier than before.


TAGS: strawberry field beatles music song
Rating: 1.06/5
Milk and Cheese - July 30, 2008, 4:07 am

BEANS . . . -

TAGS: gossip grits whistleberries devil s strawberries
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 8, 2017, 10:58 am
Silvy, Cern posted above. Could you check and see if he accidently got banned from posting posters? Miss his almost nightly musings. Thanks!
Silverheart - June 8, 2017, 10:26 am

Still using Windows 7, Chrome browser (recently updated). Zero issues browsing / posting. I also have McAfee antivirus program running.
mizzdizz - June 7, 2017, 11:09 am
......or he's a nite owl. He drops posters during the overnight hours where I'm at (California).
JesusWept - June 7, 2017, 2:23 am
Cern is on my side? I've no clue. Does anybody here know where 'cern is from?
mizzdizz - June 6, 2017, 3:39 pm
If anybody gets that stupid virus, the reinstall is so simple I didn't need to call FR for help. As advertised, I didn't lose any files, but lost all my apps from The Store. Fortunately, I like free ones!
mizzdizz - June 6, 2017, 3:33 pm
JW, talked to favorite redhead. He recommended Firefox also. Cern will get all this later. He's either a niteowl, or on your side of the world.
mizzdizz - June 6, 2017, 3:29 pm
Hi RL!!!! Just the person we need! Check Cern's comment. Looks like there's a problem somewhere. I'm good. 4 the record, this chain is working: Win10/creator's update, MS Edge, Yahoo, Motifake. I can do everything glitch free.
Reality Lord - June 6, 2017, 11:40 am

dizz...I assume you are running windows 10. if not upgrade. then do a simple re-install. you lose no files and any virus is wiped.
JesusWept - June 6, 2017, 11:38 am
I have Firefox. Very rarely any problems with it.
mizzdizz - June 6, 2017, 8:40 am
Thanks JW! I always enjoy a good conspiracy theory! chuckle, chuckle....
mizzdizz - June 6, 2017, 8:23 am
.... to delete cookies at bottom of forums page. Using Edge... ugh! I KNOW! chuckle, chuckle... its the only browser that's not crashing my computer right now! If this doesn't help, tell me what's going on and hopefully somebody can answer! Let's talk!
mizzdizz - June 6, 2017, 8:19 am
Hey Cern! I've had a bunch of problems off and on too. Lets talk! If you can't get to me here, jump to a thread or PM and I'll find you. I LUV Chrome but kept getting slammed with Adobe virus so currently Edge to Yahoo to Motifake. Don't foget.....
concern3 - June 6, 2017, 5:19 am
Dizz how are you able to post
JesusWept - June 5, 2017, 1:19 pm
Now that's a good conspiracy theory lmao ^^^^^Up

strawberry jello shots -

Fertilizers -

DEVELOPMENT - First we got condoms with strawberry flavour Now the strawberries tastes of condom

TAGS: development condom strawberry
Rating: 4.67/5

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Sho - September 29, 2012, 10:56 pm
So how does latex taste?
mariand - September 29, 2012, 6:11 pm

The Last Straw -

don't look surprised -